Fidel Gastro’s

Annotation.
It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. Wait - that’s mutation and what gave the playtpus it’s ‘no incidents in the bedroom’ one-hole and the fantastic bearded lady her fantastic beard.
I just finished a book called Mutants […]

Meme. C’est que c’est? Webster’s dictionary defines it as
(1) strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties (2) : attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers.
Wait that’s love. What’s love got to do with it? Nothing - nothing at all.
A meme, accordingly to the Daily […]

Is that the correct collective noun? My current favourite is a business of ferrets. In a recursive sense it would be cool if the collective noun for businesses was a ferret.

“Ok - let’s take the Q4 projections offline.”
Therefore you could have a ferret of businesses of business ferrets who own a ferret of businesses […]

**Breaking News- Ken has obvious read this post and has acted!**
Silverlink. Giver of travel. Delayer of journeys. Container of chavs. Supplier of stabbings. I salute you.
The notorious North London Line has provided me irregular, painful transit betwen Canonbury and Richmond for over 8 months now and my love-hate relationship is currently at divorce proceedings with […]

Actually I’ve got 101 feedback and 1 is negative, but overall I’ve got a big fat round 100 score. I had thought about this post yesterday when I was on 99 and the headline worked then. Apart from the negative. And I never wanted that stupid Amiga monitor.
Anyway today, nearly 6 years and 4 months […]

Lives with the fishes.

Actually he doesn’t.
AQAman lives with a bunch of other researchers in some factory answering questions people text to 63336. Aquaman lives in the sea, breathes underwater and can communicate with all forms of sealife.
AQAman eats prawn cocktail crisps during his break. Aquaman thinks it’s murder.
Aquaman has mental control of his aquatic […]

Who has been asked ‘what’s your pornstar name?’; where you take your pet’s name and mother’s maiden name and stick them together. “ha ha - mine is Bruno Cox - that’s really funny”.
Cheers I now have the answers for your security questions on your email/ebank account.
If you search the internet for that - you […]

some links
I still think Britney’s hot..
The coolest news ever.
My favourite comic artist - Jim Lee.
Email and remind your future self of what you were meant to have done in the mean time. Reading other peoples is quite interesting.
I used to love Turtles. They’re back - new cartoons series and video games. My favourite was […]

Oh my Christ. As usual I always reply to those 419-scam emails from my Nigerian friends offering $30million if I give them a hand. A bit of scam-baiting always livens up my day. However I got this email today.
Foolishly I replied
“Bishop - my seed is everywhere - i have many monies to send you. Please […]

Here are some outstanding links. All safe for work.
Why not to trust any images from the internet.
A true enthusiast. Unbelievable, you must watch the vid clip as well.
Videos of drifting Jap cars (and an article on the technique, 200mph radio controlled cars and a guy doing 220mph wheelie on a bike in Japan. Madness.
The […]