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It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. Wait - that’s mutation and what gave the playtpus it’s ‘no incidents in the bedroom’ one-hole and the fantastic bearded lady her fantastic beard.
I just finished a book called Mutants […]

AQAMan

Lives with the fishes.

Actually he doesn’t.
AQAman lives with a bunch of other researchers in some factory answering questions people text to 63336. Aquaman lives in the sea, breathes underwater and can communicate with all forms of sealife.
AQAman eats prawn cocktail crisps during his break. Aquaman thinks it’s murder.
Aquaman has mental control of his aquatic […]

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Super. Man.

Superman Returns. mmh.
Saw this last Thursday at the Imax. The imax experience is good but the 3d suffers in fast action sequences. I was hoping for Jaws 3d old-skool red/blue glasses so Kate Bosworth’s eyes looked the same colour but no, it’s polarised eyewear these days so she’s still looks slightly cock-eyed but strangely hot.
My […]

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Who am I?

w000!!! Christian Bale has been cast as Batman. Directed by Chris Nolan (Memento, Insommnia) and written by David Goyer (Blade II) this should rock.
Let’s hope it’s more like Dead End rather than Batman & Robin.

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May I remind everyone that X-Men 2 is out on Thursday. Reviews are coming in and it’s looking excellent. I went to the London Premiere and not only did I see Jordan and Blazing Squad but also all the stars from the film close up. Famke Jansen and Rebecca Romaine-Stamos were looking extremely hot. David […]

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Remember He-Man? Remember the Jerry Springer-esque morals at the end of each episode?
Here’s a list of them all. All of them classics.
Imagine if He-man did deal with real Jerry Spinger-esque dilemmas? Would we have seen scenes such as this at the end of each episode?
Teela: Hey kids in today’s story we learnt that sometimes things […]

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X2

Mr Singer, you look like you nailed this one. The bigger budget certainly looks to have helped and the choice of characters is exemplary. I doubted whether Alan Cumming could pull off Nightcrawler but he’s looking, sounding and BAMF’ing like the original. Sneeky peek at Colossus and the introduction of Mr BBQ, Pyro. Wolvie has […]

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