Fidel Gastro’s

I went to the Savoy Grill on Thursday and ate at the Chef’s table. This is a small private room in the kitchen area with one wall being a glassed view into the main kitchen.

Served 9 courses with a different wine matched; each chef came into the room and introduced each course (“Beans on toast. […]

Holiday
Went to Majorca. 2 of us in 8 bed villa. Felt like Marcellus Wallace in that scene in Pulp Fiction. No, not that scene.
Drank 30p San Miguels, swam in private pool with a dead mouse, ate Paella with rabbit and snails (terrible company), and fired a 12 gauge shotgun at the horse tethered outside […]

I am still watching Big Brother. I watched Jon sleep this morning at 4am.
Can I ask what the hell is wrong with the girls? It�s been a veritable teardrome in the house since day 1. Are girls normally like this?
Ray rubs his head - Tania cries. Federico blinks quickly - fricking Tania cries. Gos puts […]

Mmh. Not sure about the new gang this time round. They all look like animals.
Justine is a wascaly wabbit.
Federico is a smooth yet slimey gecko
Steph is a little mouse
Nush is a gerbil
Gos is a Silverback Gorilla (Male)
Jon is a trapped and shaved David Baddiel. Same voice. Less funny. More tedious.

Jon

An adult Baddiel. (recently shorn […]