Tag Archive for 'prank'
Google apparently have several white boards in the googleplex with their MasterPlan on it - and ‘do not erase’ written in the corner - this is one of them. It reminds me of when I was at my previous job and we’d go into meeting rooms and draw nonsense graphs with axis like ‘Height […]
Meme. C’est que c’est? Webster’s dictionary defines it as
(1) strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties (2) : attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers.
Wait that’s love. What’s love got to do with it? Nothing - nothing at all.
A meme, accordingly to the Daily […]
Gonna party like it’s your birthday
Gonna sip Frascati like it’s yo birthday
And you know we got you fucked; it was on your birthday
You can find me in the gym thirsting for some gin
Hey swarmi I got da specs if you’re into Asian slim
I’m into working my pecs I ain’t into dat Atkins
But come give […]
Suits you crazy kids - look at the posts flooding in. Anyway this is a challenge to you guys so I can get a feel of how many people read this shit and also what horrific levels you’ve stooped to in your life.
The question is - What was your darkest hour? Everyone who visits must […]
I’m a big fan of disabled toilets generally. More room to manoveur, a little rail to help you get to your feet after a particularly hard battle and your own little wash basin at knee height. Lovely. All this and a full length mirror to check yo’self before you wreck yo’self and make sure […]
Sonny Bardhan, Boney Sardine, Larry Lashbus Driver, Garry Hardon, Black Sunday, Barry Bardanovitch and so on; 1 man, 42 nicknames. As we say farewell to the Dark Star on his journey to all Latin Quarters of the world, the National Geographic Society in association with Reiss menswear proudly present an emotional tribute to the sub-continental […]
Send the kid’s to bed; daddy’s coming home loaded.
too much lash. Restart of site to come soon.
On the way back from Cambridge this weekend (following a week of hard lash and work floor), I spotted a dentist practice in small town of Royston. However a branch was obscuring the sign and what was meant to […]
Oh my Christ. As usual I always reply to those 419-scam emails from my Nigerian friends offering $30million if I give them a hand. A bit of scam-baiting always livens up my day. However I got this email today.
Foolishly I replied
“Bishop - my seed is everywhere - i have many monies to send you. Please […]
Two men. In a glass walled room. Getting sweaty beating balls with their bats.
Could it be magic?
Come, c’mon, c’mon, come oh-oh come into my arms
Oh, let me know the wonder of all of you, all of you
Baby, I want you now, now, oh now, oh now and hold on fast
Oh, could this be the […]
The Dixon’s Sale. Has anyone ever walked into the electric retailer during their sale and said ‘Can I have a black circumsized one please?’
Good weekend this weekend. 2 hour Tennis session on Sat morning at exceptionally poor standard. Saturday evening was spent at Kenwood House at a Frank Sinatra tribute concert. Excellent even though it […]
