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After posing the question,”can you call your kid a swearword?”, I went to search pastures new. Being prompted by legal beagle David Marrick I went on a mission to see if you can swear in your exam paper.
The QCA, AQA, EdExcel and OCR exam boards along with the BBC Education Homepage were sent the following […]

Most of us have played Jenga. Some of the taller of us play Giant Jenga just to get a better perspective of this wood block game. With giant Connect 4 and giant Chess available there is a small trend of gigantifying board games. But what’s next on the list? Our Board Game Reporter Matt Tel […]

Remember He-Man? Remember the Jerry Springer-esque morals at the end of each episode?
Here’s a list of them all. All of them classics.
Imagine if He-man did deal with real Jerry Spinger-esque dilemmas? Would we have seen scenes such as this at the end of each episode?
Teela: Hey kids in today’s story we learnt that sometimes things […]

Guy starts with $800 on the stock market and after 2 weeks has a portfolio worth 350 million bucks. SEC arrests him and askes him if he has been insider dealing.
He turn and replies ‘But sir, I am from the year 2256′ and then offers the location of Bin Laden and the cure for AIDS […]

I used to like WWF. Before it became a pseudo porno/wife beating/X-treme homo thong-fest.
Before you mock me and say ‘ooh but it’s always been a staged thong-fest’ may I reminder you about the heroics of Hulk Hogan back in Wrestlemania I against Mr T. Yes the Mr. T. After this came the golden age of […]

While house hunting this weekend I came across the funniest shop in the world. All I can ask is ‘on what?’. On rye?
Meanwhile this has to be a jackass-esque challenge.
I think I have found my house in London. It’s in Barnsbury and is worryingly close to Malik. (and Alan/Elly which I’m less concerned about). See […]

On the war theme, we’ve had suggested a Fantasy War League. Each person gets a certain amount of US$ to spend on the BBC War Factfile page.
For each of your planes/bombs/ships/weapons which gets a kill you get 5 points. You lose 5 points if any planes/ships are destroyed or your bombs/weapons kill civilians.
Once surrender has […]

According to the Kebab link below there is no such thing as a Chicken Doner. It is in fact a Chicken Shawarma.
A quick poll of the local deviants came up with these alternatives:
A friend at school who used to give his chickens away to local charities.
Chicken Doner
That famous footballing chicken
Chickedona
That Crime fighting duo
Chick ‘n’ […]

Eating breakfast prevents you from getting obese, new medical reserach shows.
What they failed to include is the pletora of “may, possibly, suggests, is linked with, non-causal relationship, sample size of 10 etc etc ” which makes this and all other ‘medical’ facts the media broadcasts fairly irrelevant.
Next we may even see the BBC reporting
‘Coffee linked […]

Why are there so many losers in the world? Any why are the ones who go far in the world those who talk loudly and irritate you?
Within the world of gimps there seem to be several sub groups
a) Sweaty, quiet but clever
b) Sweaty, quiet, stupid yet nerdy
c) Sweaty, loud and stupid
d) Sweaty, loud, stupid, nerdy, […]