Fidel Gastro’s

An unfortunate missing page in the middle of the Daily Mail means that I am confused whether it is really a magnet, if Lindsay Lohan loves hers, and whether one can get such a device installed in one’s car.
(Note this photo does not mean I am one nor do I require one.)

Skynet, Transformers, Yo Sushi. All examples when we hand over control to the machines we end up in the shit. Giant transforming conveyor belt sushi robots from the future is what we are going to have to contend with and I say enough. Enough with all the robots and enough with overpriced crappy fatty tuna […]

Is that the correct collective noun? My current favourite is a business of ferrets. In a recursive sense it would be cool if the collective noun for businesses was a ferret.

“Ok - let’s take the Q4 projections offline.”
Therefore you could have a ferret of businesses of business ferrets who own a ferret of businesses […]

**Breaking News- Ken has obvious read this post and has acted!**
Silverlink. Giver of travel. Delayer of journeys. Container of chavs. Supplier of stabbings. I salute you.
The notorious North London Line has provided me irregular, painful transit betwen Canonbury and Richmond for over 8 months now and my love-hate relationship is currently at divorce proceedings with […]

I went to the Savoy Grill on Thursday and ate at the Chef’s table. This is a small private room in the kitchen area with one wall being a glassed view into the main kitchen.

Served 9 courses with a different wine matched; each chef came into the room and introduced each course (“Beans on toast. […]

Gonna party like it’s your birthday
Gonna sip Frascati like it’s yo birthday
And you know we got you fucked; it was on your birthday
You can find me in the gym thirsting for some gin
Hey swarmi I got da specs if you’re into Asian slim
I’m into working my pecs I ain’t into dat Atkins
But come give […]

I’m a big fan of disabled toilets generally. More room to manoveur, a little rail to help you get to your feet after a particularly hard battle and your own little wash basin at knee height. Lovely. All this and a full length mirror to check yo’self before you wreck yo’self and make sure […]

Today I decided that the number 19 Routemaster bus from Highbury Corner to Victoria has an air very similar to Studio 54, the legendary 70’s New York club on W. 54th St. Though I have never seen Liza Minelli on the top deck with a bus pass, the ethos of the Routemaster is very much […]

Sonny Bardhan, Boney Sardine, Larry Lashbus Driver, Garry Hardon, Black Sunday, Barry Bardanovitch and so on; 1 man, 42 nicknames. As we say farewell to the Dark Star on his journey to all Latin Quarters of the world, the National Geographic Society in association with Reiss menswear proudly present an emotional tribute to the sub-continental […]

Send the kid’s to bed; daddy’s coming home loaded.
too much lash. Restart of site to come soon.
On the way back from Cambridge this weekend (following a week of hard lash and work floor), I spotted a dentist practice in small town of Royston. However a branch was obscuring the sign and what was meant to […]