Fidel Gastro’s

Gonna party like it’s your birthday
Gonna sip Frascati like it’s yo birthday
And you know we got you fucked; it was on your birthday
You can find me in the gym thirsting for some gin
Hey swarmi I got da specs if you’re into Asian slim
I’m into working my pecs I ain’t into dat Atkins
But come give […]

Sonny Bardhan, Boney Sardine, Larry Lashbus Driver, Garry Hardon, Black Sunday, Barry Bardanovitch and so on; 1 man, 42 nicknames. As we say farewell to the Dark Star on his journey to all Latin Quarters of the world, the National Geographic Society in association with Reiss menswear proudly present an emotional tribute to the sub-continental […]

Print. Cut out each line. Arrange for some idea of last weekend.
SMELLING OF PETROL, SWEAT, KETCHUP
DRINKING PORT WITH CURRY
GOING TO AMERICAN DINER FOR BREAKFAST
DRINKING POTATO BASED ALCOHOL
ATTEMPTING TO EAT A SAVLOY WHOLE
DOING A ‘COLE TRICKLE’ AT GO-KARTING
DRINKING GRAPE BASED ALCOHOL
WATCHING VIDEOS OF NARCOLEPTIC GOATS
JUMPING IN FREEZING COLD SWIMMING POOL AT 2AM
STICKING WHOLE LIME IN MOUTH
DRINKING […]

Again more than a week has passed and no entries. Here’s a quicky. Saw Matrix Reloaded. Mmm.
Morpheus: “Ne-o. Cause is the effect of the choice, but what is the effect of cause?”
Neo: “Who are you? Weren’t you called Larry and appeared in Pee-Wee’s Playhouse?”
Morpheus: “Listen to me Ne-o. Are YOU not Bill from the Bogus […]

There’s special Olympics and then there’s special Olympics.