Fidel Gastro’s

versus Not so Good Times with Christian Bale.
Not sure how this film would have turned out if it had starred Norman Jay MBE rolling in South Central, capping gang-bangers and sipping on 40s. On the flip side, Mr Intensity himself Christian Bale doing Norm’s set at the Big Chill festival is something I could […]

Saw Miami Vice a few days ago and had enough time to deliberate, cogitate, ovulate and 808 State over the proceedings.

It could be an Ipod advert
So Michael Mann of Man Hunter, Heat, The Insider and Ali fame returns to the series he produced back in ‘84 but this time with Colin ‘Grim Sex Tape’ Farrell […]

Superman Returns. mmh.
Saw this last Thursday at the Imax. The imax experience is good but the 3d suffers in fast action sequences. I was hoping for Jaws 3d old-skool red/blue glasses so Kate Bosworth’s eyes looked the same colour but no, it’s polarised eyewear these days so she’s still looks slightly cock-eyed but strangely hot.
My […]

move mofo. I can do all that.
Saw Kill Bill last night.
Fuck Tarantino - this was a film for him and his mates - they sitting in LA laughing and smoking $50 notes given he’s bust his nuts on the screen referencing a bunch of ‘cult’ kung-fu films which you have to be ‘cool’ to […]

w000!!! Christian Bale has been cast as Batman. Directed by Chris Nolan (Memento, Insommnia) and written by David Goyer (Blade II) this should rock.
Let’s hope it’s more like Dead End rather than Batman & Robin.

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Pirates of the Caribbean is the best event film of this summer. BAMM - ooargh me maties, BAMM - undead skeleton pirates, BAMM - Johnny Depp, BAMM - swashbuckling. This film is funny, exciting, perfectly timed, excellent CGI and topped with Johnny Depp ruling the crow’s nest […]

Proper post tomorrow. Summary of week. Went home last weekend and got the use of a million quid pad with heated pool. Bit of tennis, lots of lash. This week, work, sleep, burn dvd, work, sleep, burn dvd … Saw the Hulk. I liked it. A lot different to most of the summer blockbusters and […]

Again more than a week has passed and no entries. Here’s a quicky. Saw Matrix Reloaded. Mmm.
Morpheus: “Ne-o. Cause is the effect of the choice, but what is the effect of cause?”
Neo: “Who are you? Weren’t you called Larry and appeared in Pee-Wee’s Playhouse?”
Morpheus: “Listen to me Ne-o. Are YOU not Bill from the Bogus […]

Saw X-men 2. It was the mack. Story was a little convoluted but I think Jean Grey was the best. Apart, of course, from Wolvie doing his Olaf from Moskow ‘Berserker’ impression. Needed Colossus in full metal mode a bit more but I reckon we’ll see more of him and maybe (Arch)angel in the next […]

May I remind everyone that X-Men 2 is out on Thursday. Reviews are coming in and it’s looking excellent. I went to the London Premiere and not only did I see Jordan and Blazing Squad but also all the stars from the film close up. Famke Jansen and Rebecca Romaine-Stamos were looking extremely hot. David […]