Tag Archive for 'drinking'
Holiday
Went to Majorca. 2 of us in 8 bed villa. Felt like Marcellus Wallace in that scene in Pulp Fiction. No, not that scene.
Drank 30p San Miguels, swam in private pool with a dead mouse, ate Paella with rabbit and snails (terrible company), and fired a 12 gauge shotgun at the horse tethered outside […]
Saw X-men 2. It was the mack. Story was a little convoluted but I think Jean Grey was the best. Apart, of course, from Wolvie doing his Olaf from Moskow ‘Berserker’ impression. Needed Colossus in full metal mode a bit more but I reckon we’ll see more of him and maybe (Arch)angel in the next […]
Eating
The national dish is not the herring but in fact the curiously tasty ‘Dick in a Bun’.
Drinking
Aquavit. Tastes like alchoholic gripe water.
Nightlife
Rubbish. All danish women are short, dumpy and extremely ugly.
Language.
Danish is actually english spoken backwards and german written backwards.
Culture.
Lurpak, bacon, salt, herrings, salt, salty haribo’s, museum of erotica, dicks in buns, 4 quid pints, […]
Had my leaving do on Friday which was very nice. Started drinking �1.10 pints and ended up stumbling home from a club at 3am.
Midway in this journey we stopped at the Laguna curry house. Excellent food but for some reason I got a birthday cake and ‘Happy Birthday’ sung for me.
Saw ‘Hable con Elle’ last […]
