Tag Archive for 'drinking'
Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, […]
Went and saw Fuerzabruta last night at the Roundhouse theatre in Camden. What is it? It’s Spanish for Brute Force but in terms of the performance - I’m still not sure. It’s a combination of a rave, a levitating paddling pool, a giant treadmill, a sail with people attached to it - made of tin-foil […]
Sonny is a disco dancer
Dirty Ass romancer
UPDATE — sign the petition
The famous Cambridge kebab shop Gardies is to close in December.
I urge everyone to take a stand and smear yourself with hummus and chili sauce and go to work. The level of disruption to the working day due to the stink of chick peas and kebab meat will cause major businesses […]
Stood behind Jude Law in Thresher’s on Liverpool Road as he bought 180 quids worth of Stella and 1 bottle of Cristal (probably just to pour on the floor).
The rich sure know how to get minging hangovers in style.
Saturday was an orgy of lash. Since most of you who read this will have been there […]
Send the kid’s to bed; daddy’s coming home loaded.
too much lash. Restart of site to come soon.
On the way back from Cambridge this weekend (following a week of hard lash and work floor), I spotted a dentist practice in small town of Royston. However a branch was obscuring the sign and what was meant to […]
2 posts. 1 day - you lucky chaps.
My weekend entailed having the police turn up to my house twice because my brother decided to have a party when my parents were away and he installed a DJ and massive sound system in the living room and what seemed like both Blazing Squad and So […]
Malik’s birthday party on Friday. DJ Ipod banged out a 5 hour set without a break. (apart from when the speakers started to cut out due to excessive volume).
Far too much tequilla was had and as a result accidents did happen.
On Sunday went to the Red Bull Flugtag. Along with around
1 million other people. With […]
Print. Cut out each line. Arrange for some idea of last weekend.
SMELLING OF PETROL, SWEAT, KETCHUP
DRINKING PORT WITH CURRY
GOING TO AMERICAN DINER FOR BREAKFAST
DRINKING POTATO BASED ALCOHOL
ATTEMPTING TO EAT A SAVLOY WHOLE
DOING A ‘COLE TRICKLE’ AT GO-KARTING
DRINKING GRAPE BASED ALCOHOL
WATCHING VIDEOS OF NARCOLEPTIC GOATS
JUMPING IN FREEZING COLD SWIMMING POOL AT 2AM
STICKING WHOLE LIME IN MOUTH
DRINKING […]
The Dixon’s Sale. Has anyone ever walked into the electric retailer during their sale and said ‘Can I have a black circumsized one please?’
Good weekend this weekend. 2 hour Tennis session on Sat morning at exceptionally poor standard. Saturday evening was spent at Kenwood House at a Frank Sinatra tribute concert. Excellent even though it […]
