Fidel Gastro’s

Is that the correct collective noun? My current favourite is a business of ferrets. In a recursive sense it would be cool if the collective noun for businesses was a ferret.

“Ok - let’s take the Q4 projections offline.”
Therefore you could have a ferret of businesses of business ferrets who own a ferret of businesses […]

**Breaking News- Ken has obvious read this post and has acted!**
Silverlink. Giver of travel. Delayer of journeys. Container of chavs. Supplier of stabbings. I salute you.
The notorious North London Line has provided me irregular, painful transit betwen Canonbury and Richmond for over 8 months now and my love-hate relationship is currently at divorce proceedings with […]

versus Not so Good Times with Christian Bale.
Not sure how this film would have turned out if it had starred Norman Jay MBE rolling in South Central, capping gang-bangers and sipping on 40s. On the flip side, Mr Intensity himself Christian Bale doing Norm’s set at the Big Chill festival is something I could […]

I went to the Savoy Grill on Thursday and ate at the Chef’s table. This is a small private room in the kitchen area with one wall being a glassed view into the main kitchen.

Served 9 courses with a different wine matched; each chef came into the room and introduced each course (“Beans on toast. […]

Actually I’ve got 101 feedback and 1 is negative, but overall I’ve got a big fat round 100 score. I had thought about this post yesterday when I was on 99 and the headline worked then. Apart from the negative. And I never wanted that stupid Amiga monitor.
Anyway today, nearly 6 years and 4 months […]

Lives with the fishes.

Actually he doesn’t.
AQAman lives with a bunch of other researchers in some factory answering questions people text to 63336. Aquaman lives in the sea, breathes underwater and can communicate with all forms of sealife.
AQAman eats prawn cocktail crisps during his break. Aquaman thinks it’s murder.
Aquaman has mental control of his aquatic […]

Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, […]

Saw Miami Vice a few days ago and had enough time to deliberate, cogitate, ovulate and 808 State over the proceedings.

It could be an Ipod advert
So Michael Mann of Man Hunter, Heat, The Insider and Ali fame returns to the series he produced back in ‘84 but this time with Colin ‘Grim Sex Tape’ Farrell […]

Went and saw Fuerzabruta last night at the Roundhouse theatre in Camden. What is it? It’s Spanish for Brute Force but in terms of the performance - I’m still not sure. It’s a combination of a rave, a levitating paddling pool, a giant treadmill, a sail with people attached to it - made of tin-foil […]

My love for youtube know no bounds. All content known to man is on youtube. Any music video you can think of, all epsiodes of Thundercats, vids of ‘Iron’ Mike Tyson knocking someone out in 18 seconds, gun shooting in marginal baltic military ranges, 1980’s TV adverts, full movies; it’s a copyright violation wonderland. All […]