Tag Archive for 'cian'
I just couldn’t possibly fit it all in my mouth
Published by nospam.cian May 10th, 2007 in Haitian Bill's Bar and Grill. 2 CommentsThat’s what she said.
The cheap sexual innuendo. The thing of beauty, grace, depth and length. Something that you can just slip in without fear of it blowing up in your face and once you start you can’t help but raise an eyebrow and smirk at everything mildly in-your-endo-y said at work.
‘I came across this document […]
Your eyes slowly open. Vague outlines of your darkened room surround you. You look at your clock, see it’s 4am, wonder why you are awake and then feel the pressure in your bladder. Ah. Wee waits for no man.
Deciding you can’t hold it, you stumble to the bathroom, reach for the light switch and […]
Cycle of Theft of Cycles of Thefts of Cycles
Published by cian February 2nd, 2007 in Haitian Bill's Bar and Grill. 0 CommentsA Bi-curious bi-cyclist by way of Bicester. A little rhyme to warm your Friday. But what of all this blatant cyclism? I once had a bike. It was stolen. Painful experience yet it’s most likely your recently thieved prize warhorse will end up on sale in East London within the hour. If you buy a […]
Did anyone eat one of these? The McRib? The thing didn’t have a bone it in. And was reaaally minging. (Oops - two links already, I don’t normally do that but oh well just remember to come back once you’ve had a cheeky click.)
I quite like sampling the local MackyD’s specialty sandwich when on holiday, […]
Beryl the Very Mild Peril
Published by cian January 19th, 2007 in Gimping and RULES OF COMING ATTRACTIONS. 0 CommentsAfter watching ‘This Film is Not Yet Rated’, and waiting for The Office US s3e14 to download, I’ve decided to have a rant and a vaguely serious one for once. It’s not about the fact that Ironman is the only superhero with an alcoholic alter-ego but on the non-functional US film rating system all the […]
We have four traditional senses of taste. Sweet, sour, bitter and Reiss. We also have a fifth, umami, which is the taste of ’savoury meaty deliciousness’; about as close a translation to the Japanese word that us poor fat-tongued Western devils can manage.
The Japanese discovered umami in the 60’s using a battery of pHD students, […]
1920×1080. At least if I get a HDTV for my 360 - wait wait that just isn’t funny at all. No geek jokes this year. That’s the first resolution. Next is to either get good enough on Pro Evo Soccer on XBox Live to finally beat someone under 15 or just retire in quiet disgrace. […]
Thankfully no Happy Ending
Published by nospam.cian December 3rd, 2006 in News and LOLOLO. 11 Comments2 weeks, 0 posts, £0.15 in AdSense and 98 visitors looking for ‘naked men’ on MSN Search arriving to Fidel Gastro’s (at least when I started writing this) - therefore if it’s naked men you want then it’s tales of naked men you’ll get.
A few weeks ago I was in Marrakesh eating mounds of yellow […]
A new section for my site which I’ve spent the last 2 weeks building in earnest for launch.
TechniCian (feel the pun) will be covering technology related news and reviews of unnecessary consumer electronics I have bought recently; on a whim, with a grin or in the bin.
Other new subsites could include MagiCian, where I discuss […]
Skynet, Transformers, Yo Sushi. All examples when we hand over control to the machines we end up in the shit. Giant transforming conveyor belt sushi robots from the future is what we are going to have to contend with and I say enough. Enough with all the robots and enough with overpriced crappy fatty tuna […]
