Tag Archive for 'celeb'
Saw Miami Vice a few days ago and had enough time to deliberate, cogitate, ovulate and 808 State over the proceedings.
It could be an Ipod advert
So Michael Mann of Man Hunter, Heat, The Insider and Ali fame returns to the series he produced back in ‘84 but this time with Colin ‘Grim Sex Tape’ Farrell […]
Oh Lindsay - you’re either fat, thin, big boobs, no boobs, bikini-boxer, war protester, bulimia practitioner, heat stroker, party animal, parent trapper, Mean girl, Herbie driver, Paris hater, Leto lover, and now side boober. Peter Griffin must be regretting the day his cable channel, P-TV went off air.
check out Lindsays Lohan’s sboob and […]
Stood behind Jude Law in Thresher’s on Liverpool Road as he bought 180 quids worth of Stella and 1 bottle of Cristal (probably just to pour on the floor).
The rich sure know how to get minging hangovers in style.
Saturday was an orgy of lash. Since most of you who read this will have been there […]
move mofo. I can do all that.
Saw Kill Bill last night.
Fuck Tarantino - this was a film for him and his mates - they sitting in LA laughing and smoking $50 notes given he’s bust his nuts on the screen referencing a bunch of ‘cult’ kung-fu films which you have to be ‘cool’ to […]
w000!!! Christian Bale has been cast as Batman. Directed by Chris Nolan (Memento, Insommnia) and written by David Goyer (Blade II) this should rock.
Let’s hope it’s more like Dead End rather than Batman & Robin.
did that just happen?
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Pirates of the Caribbean is the best event film of this summer. BAMM - ooargh me maties, BAMM - undead skeleton pirates, BAMM - Johnny Depp, BAMM - swashbuckling. This film is funny, exciting, perfectly timed, excellent CGI and topped with Johnny Depp ruling the crow’s nest […]
Proper post tomorrow. Summary of week. Went home last weekend and got the use of a million quid pad with heated pool. Bit of tennis, lots of lash. This week, work, sleep, burn dvd, work, sleep, burn dvd … Saw the Hulk. I liked it. A lot different to most of the summer blockbusters and […]
Holiday
Went to Majorca. 2 of us in 8 bed villa. Felt like Marcellus Wallace in that scene in Pulp Fiction. No, not that scene.
Drank 30p San Miguels, swam in private pool with a dead mouse, ate Paella with rabbit and snails (terrible company), and fired a 12 gauge shotgun at the horse tethered outside […]
Mmh. Not sure about the new gang this time round. They all look like animals.
Justine is a wascaly wabbit.
Federico is a smooth yet slimey gecko
Steph is a little mouse
Nush is a gerbil
Gos is a Silverback Gorilla (Male)
Jon is a trapped and shaved David Baddiel. Same voice. Less funny. More tedious.
Jon
An adult Baddiel. (recently shorn […]
