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AQAMan

Published by cian August 26th, 2006 in Gimping. 2 Comments

Lives with the fishes.

Actually he doesn’t.
AQAman lives with a bunch of other researchers in some factory answering questions people text to 63336. Aquaman lives in the sea, breathes underwater and can communicate with all forms of sealife.
AQAman eats prawn cocktail crisps during his break. Aquaman thinks it’s murder.
Aquaman has mental control of his aquatic […]

Who am I?

Published by cian September 12th, 2003 in G Funk. 0 Comments

w000!!! Christian Bale has been cast as Batman. Directed by Chris Nolan (Memento, Insommnia) and written by David Goyer (Blade II) this should rock.
Let’s hope it’s more like Dead End rather than Batman & Robin.

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Little Miss Sunshine (2006) 8/10
2007-05-18 21:33

cute, quirky indie film. Similar in tone to Me and You and Everyone We Know but with Steve Carrell on good form. Ending is ace.
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This Is England (2006) 9/10
2007-05-18 21:32

Skinheads, ska, stompings and Shane Meadows. Quality stuff from the director of Dead Man's Shoes
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300 (2006) 8/10
2007-05-18 21:31

AMAZING. That is all.
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Spider-Man 3 (2007) 6/10
2007-05-18 21:30

Horribly disappointing. Wasted Sand-man in place of Venom;Raimi shouldn't have been forced to include the black suited jawed one.
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Laberinto del Fauno, El (2006) 10/10
2007-01-30 23:40

Pan's Labyrinth. Darkly and violently magical. Del Toro's masterpiece and my fav. film for a long time with it's sadistic fascist surroundings and baby-eating monsters make for riveting viewing.
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The Prestige (2006) 9/10
2007-01-25 22:41

Gripping MagiCian tale of two warring Victorian tricksters. Batman versus Wolverine - ultimate head to head. And Scarlett looks ace in this. Awesome.
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Jesus Camp (2006) 8/10
2007-01-22 17:45

Mindblowing and terrifying doc about Bible Camps for kids in the US. 25% of US citizens are Evangelical Christians, 75% of the children are home-schooled (i.e. science is wrong blah blah) and the narrow-minded, brainwashing shit that goes on puts Al-Queda to shame. Watch trailer
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Blood Diamond (2006) 6/10
2007-01-22 17:44

I think this film was purely made to show to Rappers to try and get them to stop buying diamond encrusted spinners for their Rolls Royce Phantom.
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