Fidel Gastro’s

Woh - a hiatus of a ‘Dave Chappelle walking away from a $50m dollar third season contract, going mental and discovering himself in Africa’-type proportion. Well at least without the $50m dollar contract and having gone to Africa. Instead I’ve fallen into the evil clutches of Facebook-addiction, trying to avoid micro-updating my status with things […]

I am a member of a gym. I have nothing against the naked form. I like working out. Yet why must my visits to the changing room before and afterwards be punctuated by nude men with their wangs out?
I was in the gym this week getting changed and turned to find a liver-spotted old man […]

Murder one, two counts.
Given that I have a Ms Minogue screensaver on my phone then I thought I’d share it with the masses.
I would certainly hit it.

oh my giant assed squash