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I remember watching a Louie Theroux show about a ‘charm teacher’ and how he could teach you how to seduce a wench without having to bash her on the head with a wrench. The wench wrench in fact.
Given my natural charm and a lack of wrenches, the only thing I learnt was about the use […]

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SuperTramps

Have you noticed that the London Lite has actually created new pretendjobs? Menial jobs that never existed before. The ‘Free Paper Hander-Outer’. The ‘Free Paper Clearer-Upper’.  It’s like in Japan where you can reduce unemployment by applying a Adam Smith-on-meth mentality to all jobs - subdivide endlessly. ‘I am the man that helps get 10 […]

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Gambling?

Find an online roulette game at GamblingCity.net, and never rant again. You’ll be too busy spinning the roulette wheel and winning at roulette to get angry!

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Woh - a hiatus of a ‘Dave Chappelle walking away from a $50m dollar third season contract, going mental and discovering himself in Africa’-type proportion. Well at least without the $50m dollar contract and having gone to Africa. Instead I’ve fallen into the evil clutches of Facebook-addiction, trying to avoid micro-updating my status with things […]

Gambling Naked

(You don’t have to worry about seeing naked men at the slots games at GamblingCity.net, just focus on GC’s slot machine tricks!)

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Slim Gym’s Ding-A-Ling.

I am a member of a gym. I have nothing against the naked form. I like working out. Yet why must my visits to the changing room before and afterwards be punctuated by nude men with their wangs out?
I was in the gym this week getting changed and turned to find a liver-spotted old man […]

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Book ‘em Danno.

Murder one, two counts.
Given that I have a Ms Minogue screensaver on my phone then I thought I’d share it with the masses.
I would certainly hit it.

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Happy Halloweense

oh my giant assed squash

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