Archive for the 'RULES OF COMING ATTRACTIONS' Category
Beryl the Very Mild Peril
Published by cian January 19th, 2007 in Gimping and RULES OF COMING ATTRACTIONS. 0 CommentsAfter watching ‘This Film is Not Yet Rated’, and waiting for The Office US s3e14 to download, I’ve decided to have a rant and a vaguely serious one for once. It’s not about the fact that Ironman is the only superhero with an alcoholic alter-ego but on the non-functional US film rating system all the […]
Pack it up, pack it in
Published by cian September 27th, 2006 in News and RULES OF COMING ATTRACTIONS. 0 Comments**updated with a Ari Gold profano-remix youtubed vid at the bottom**
Site in stasis alien-style as I prepare for my big house move home. Last week ‘mexicana/hasta la vista terrorista’ house cooling party went off with a tequilla and avocado flavoured bang so photos to follow. Just finished watching all 3 series of Entourage in about […]
Harsh Times with Norman Jay
Published by cian September 2nd, 2006 in G Funk and RULES OF COMING ATTRACTIONS. 4 Commentsversus Not so Good Times with Christian Bale.
Not sure how this film would have turned out if it had starred Norman Jay MBE rolling in South Central, capping gang-bangers and sipping on 40s. On the flip side, Mr Intensity himself Christian Bale doing Norm’s set at the Big Chill festival is something I could […]
Saw Miami Vice a few days ago and had enough time to deliberate, cogitate, ovulate and 808 State over the proceedings.
It could be an Ipod advert
So Michael Mann of Man Hunter, Heat, The Insider and Ali fame returns to the series he produced back in ‘84 but this time with Colin ‘Grim Sex Tape’ Farrell […]
Superman Returns. mmh.
Saw this last Thursday at the Imax. The imax experience is good but the 3d suffers in fast action sequences. I was hoping for Jaws 3d old-skool red/blue glasses so Kate Bosworth’s eyes looked the same colour but no, it’s polarised eyewear these days so she’s still looks slightly cock-eyed but strangely hot.
My […]
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Pirates of the Caribbean is the best event film of this summer. BAMM - ooargh me maties, BAMM - undead skeleton pirates, BAMM - Johnny Depp, BAMM - swashbuckling. This film is funny, exciting, perfectly timed, excellent CGI and topped with Johnny Depp ruling the crow’s nest […]
Oh my god the X is gone.
Published by cian April 29th, 2003 in RULES OF COMING ATTRACTIONS. 0 CommentsMay I remind everyone that X-Men 2 is out on Thursday. Reviews are coming in and it’s looking excellent. I went to the London Premiere and not only did I see Jordan and Blazing Squad but also all the stars from the film close up. Famke Jansen and Rebecca Romaine-Stamos were looking extremely hot. David […]
Mr Singer, you look like you nailed this one. The bigger budget certainly looks to have helped and the choice of characters is exemplary. I doubted whether Alan Cumming could pull off Nightcrawler but he’s looking, sounding and BAMF’ing like the original. Sneeky peek at Colossus and the introduction of Mr BBQ, Pyro. Wolvie has […]
