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I’m a big fan of disabled toilets generally. More room to manoveur, a little rail to help you get to your feet after a particularly hard battle and your own little wash basin at knee height. Lovely. All this and a full length mirror to check yo’self before you wreck yo’self and make sure […]
Today I decided that the number 19 Routemaster bus from Highbury Corner to Victoria has an air very similar to Studio 54, the legendary 70’s New York club on W. 54th St. Though I have never seen Liza Minelli on the top deck with a bus pass, the ethos of the Routemaster is very much […]
Dear Blog.
i am sorry I have neglected you. i’m sorry i would come home from work, start drinking Stella and beat the crap out of you with a belt when you talked back. forgive me.
anyway - some entries this week will include.
1. The 1 week drinking project diary.
2. Nottingham Part 2. ‘Lash night a DJ […]
a Rock Star. I’m rhyming on top of a cop car.
Went to see N*E*R*D at Brixton Academy. After the events in Edinburgh where half of the EMA winners turned up to help Pharrell on stage, we were half expecting a cheeky Nelly/Beyonce appearance.
The crowd was mainly white/18 years old but with an enormous collection […]
UPDATE — sign the petition
The famous Cambridge kebab shop Gardies is to close in December.
I urge everyone to take a stand and smear yourself with hummus and chili sauce and go to work. The level of disruption to the working day due to the stink of chick peas and kebab meat will cause major businesses […]
Stood behind Jude Law in Thresher’s on Liverpool Road as he bought 180 quids worth of Stella and 1 bottle of Cristal (probably just to pour on the floor).
The rich sure know how to get minging hangovers in style.
Saturday was an orgy of lash. Since most of you who read this will have been there […]
Saw Obie Trice in concert last night at La Scala. Actually pretty good - he turned up on time(ish) and banged out alot of tracks from his new album. I was half expecting Fitty Cent and Eminem to turn up but no joy. At the end he organised a bootie-shaking contest to win a tour […]
move mofo. I can do all that.
Saw Kill Bill last night.
Fuck Tarantino - this was a film for him and his mates - they sitting in LA laughing and smoking $50 notes given he’s bust his nuts on the screen referencing a bunch of ‘cult’ kung-fu films which you have to be ‘cool’ to […]
Who has been asked ‘what’s your pornstar name?’; where you take your pet’s name and mother’s maiden name and stick them together. “ha ha - mine is Bruno Cox - that’s really funny”.
Cheers I now have the answers for your security questions on your email/ebank account.
If you search the internet for that - you […]
2 posts. 1 day - you lucky chaps.
My weekend entailed having the police turn up to my house twice because my brother decided to have a party when my parents were away and he installed a DJ and massive sound system in the living room and what seemed like both Blazing Squad and So […]
