Fidel Gastro’s

Magnus Ver Magnusson?

The Hulk?

Tony Jaa?

‘Iron’ Mike Tyson?

Phil Mitchell?

Who is the hardest man in the world? Who eats horseshoes for breakfast, tears up phone books over lunch, takes pitta pockets straight from the toaster for tea then invites and fights bears for dinner? Wesley Snipes? Gillian McKeith? Kim Deal from the Pixies? I actually had a […]

Is that the correct collective noun? My current favourite is a business of ferrets. In a recursive sense it would be cool if the collective noun for businesses was a ferret.

“Ok - let’s take the Q4 projections offline.”
Therefore you could have a ferret of businesses of business ferrets who own a ferret of businesses […]

**Breaking News- Ken has obvious read this post and has acted!**
Silverlink. Giver of travel. Delayer of journeys. Container of chavs. Supplier of stabbings. I salute you.
The notorious North London Line has provided me irregular, painful transit betwen Canonbury and Richmond for over 8 months now and my love-hate relationship is currently at divorce proceedings with […]

Actually I’ve got 101 feedback and 1 is negative, but overall I’ve got a big fat round 100 score. I had thought about this post yesterday when I was on 99 and the headline worked then. Apart from the negative. And I never wanted that stupid Amiga monitor.
Anyway today, nearly 6 years and 4 months […]

Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, […]

Went and saw Fuerzabruta last night at the Roundhouse theatre in Camden. What is it? It’s Spanish for Brute Force but in terms of the performance - I’m still not sure. It’s a combination of a rave, a levitating paddling pool, a giant treadmill, a sail with people attached to it - made of tin-foil […]

Wow.
2 years out of the gimp-o-sphere. My initial play with blogging when I moved to London was put on hiatus due to a combination of
Apathy
Alcohol
and
A xbox.
What’s happened to me in the last 2 years? Apart from winning Best Dressed Male 2006 I’ve

Got a new job
Moved house
G(P)imped my house.
Need to move house
Slept in a car park […]

Again I have had a 2 month hiatus in my site. But again I will power back based on gentle yet abusive encouragement from friends and family.
Just got back from Hong Kong.

Two of my friends are running the London Marathon this year. Please donate generously.

Flora London Marathon
London Marathon 2004

Hello. I’m back. I had my birthday party 2 weeks ago and it was a mess.

Here are photos. The first lot are very poor. Blame tim.