Fidel Gastro’s

1920×1080. At least if I get a HDTV for my 360 - wait wait that just isn’t funny at all. No geek jokes this year. That’s the first resolution. Next is to either get good enough on Pro Evo Soccer on XBox Live to finally beat someone under 15 or just retire in quiet disgrace. […]

2 weeks, 0 posts, £0.15 in AdSense and 98 visitors looking for ‘naked men’ on MSN Search arriving to Fidel Gastro’s (at least when I started writing this) - therefore if it’s naked men you want then it’s tales of naked men you’ll get.
A few weeks ago I was in Marrakesh eating mounds of yellow […]

I’m in eager anticipation of the announcements for this year’s whopping City bonuses, the bouncy hyperbole around the amounts being paid and the reports of gratuitous, wanton splurging by M&A bankers around London. Daily Mail reports…
The obsceneness of this year’s bonus payouts was highlighted as one City banker took home £4million in 10 pence pieces, […]

*I’ve realized that Acute Spine Implosion seems like the sister disease of the life-threatening fictitious condition Acidic Throat Melting. Yes the very same ailment which I quizzed Coca Cola Inc. on it’s likelihood after mixing it’s Vanilla and Lemon diet products. Biomedical evidence, email transcripts and hasty PR statements here.
First personal post in a […]

Google apparently have several white boards in the googleplex with their MasterPlan on it - and ‘do not erase’ written in the corner - this is one of them. It reminds me of when I was at my previous job and we’d go into meeting rooms and draw nonsense graphs with axis like ‘Height […]

And I wasn’t the only slave to my nesting instinct. The people I know who used to sit in the bathroom with pornography, now they sit in the bathroom with their IKEA furniture catalogue.
~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

I hate Ikea. I really do.
I do feel bad having another rant without a compenstating rave or rhyme and […]

That is not a sentence. I know a Detective man said that he stabbed someone down the lane (a licky boom boom down) but I’m not sure what this crucial scene setting statement means at all.

Nevermind, anyway I’m making this 1980’s white rap reference for two reasons. Firstly I have had my first and probably […]

**updated with a Ari Gold profano-remix youtubed vid at the bottom**
Site in stasis alien-style as I prepare for my big house move home. Last week ‘mexicana/hasta la vista terrorista’ house cooling party went off with a tequilla and avocado flavoured bang so photos to follow. Just finished watching all 3 series of Entourage in about […]

Annotation.
It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. Wait - that’s mutation and what gave the playtpus it’s ‘no incidents in the bedroom’ one-hole and the fantastic bearded lady her fantastic beard.
I just finished a book called Mutants […]

Oohh - look at me, I’m being topical. Normally my posts are unrelated to my life, current affairs or nerd news to the point where it could be being broadcast by a Nigerian 419 scammer on his off day, but reading about Hammond’s injury in the tabloids really touched a nerve. I liked Top Gear, […]