Fidel Gastro’s

Again more than a week has passed and no entries. Here’s a quicky. Saw Matrix Reloaded. Mmm.
Morpheus: “Ne-o. Cause is the effect of the choice, but what is the effect of cause?”
Neo: “Who are you? Weren’t you called Larry and appeared in Pee-Wee’s Playhouse?”
Morpheus: “Listen to me Ne-o. Are YOU not Bill from the Bogus […]

Apologies for a short entry. Proper one tommorow. Just had to post the following link
Somethingawful.com take film titles, anagramise them and then make the movie posters. Hilarious

and the Killar Fwap for 3G is out.

I sent the following email to Coca Cola
—–Original Message—–
From: Cian Weeresinghe [mailto:cian@cianw.co.uk]
To: ‘webmaster@coca-cola.co.uk’
Subject: Important coke Question
Dear Dr Coke,
Am I able to mix Vanilla Diet Coke and Lemon Diet coke together safely? I’ve heard it may cause acidic melting of the throat.
We have tried it and here are the results.
Yours
Cian Weeresinghe

Not hearing anything I decided to […]

Green Giant.
Our intrepid political correspondant Mr Felix Myjizz has just returned from a investigative tour of Central Asia. He reports back on the state of the area’s women, wine and women.
Central Asian Ho Scorecard:
Kyrgyzstan - 5/10. Didn’t see many.
Uzbekistan - 2/10. Saw too many, and all dog-ugly.
Turkmenistan - 10/10. Oh my god. The fittest line […]

50% sucess rate today. Two spoof emails, one was returned immediately back to me, then second resulted in a panicked phone call to the spouse. The fact that I was sitting opposite pissing myself gave me away.
A selection of good pranks are in the extended…

Shave bomb
1. Get a cheap can of shaving cream
2. put it […]

Guy starts with $800 on the stock market and after 2 weeks has a portfolio worth 350 million bucks. SEC arrests him and askes him if he has been insider dealing.
He turn and replies ‘But sir, I am from the year 2256′ and then offers the location of Bin Laden and the cure for AIDS […]

While house hunting this weekend I came across the funniest shop in the world. All I can ask is ‘on what?’. On rye?
Meanwhile this has to be a jackass-esque challenge.
I think I have found my house in London. It’s in Barnsbury and is worryingly close to Malik. (and Alan/Elly which I’m less concerned about). See […]

Mr Wyllie has found out that on most people called Cian are in fact losers.
Including this chap here.

Click here for more losers found using Google Image Search.

According to the Kebab link below there is no such thing as a Chicken Doner. It is in fact a Chicken Shawarma.
A quick poll of the local deviants came up with these alternatives:
A friend at school who used to give his chickens away to local charities.
Chicken Doner
That famous footballing chicken
Chickedona
That Crime fighting duo
Chick ‘n’ […]

A lesson that the internet certainly is not anonymous and definitely full of evil spiteful nerds.
(And a few geeks who sniff their sister’s pants.)