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Changing Spoons

I went to the Savoy Grill on Thursday and ate at the Chef’s table. This is a small private room in the kitchen area with one wall being a glassed view into the main kitchen.

Served 9 courses with a different wine matched; each chef came into the room and introduced each course (“Beans on toast. […]

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Get Mr T an honorary degree

(Voice over guy)
“In a world gone mad, one man has the courage to prove himself against a system hell bent on destruction.
*Words flash onto the screen*
Laurence Tureaud.
Mr T.
Actor
Wrestler
Boxer
Skilled Mechanic
Poet
*Image flashes on screen of Mr T*

“He fought cancer, Hulk Hogan, Rocky, and a fear of flying. But next summer see the man without recognition for […]

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disco

Sonny is a disco dancer
Dirty Ass romancer

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Lash

Send the kid’s to bed; daddy’s coming home loaded.
too much lash. Restart of site to come soon.
On the way back from Cambridge this weekend (following a week of hard lash and work floor), I spotted a dentist practice in small town of Royston. However a branch was obscuring the sign and what was meant to […]

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Hot dog

some links
I still think Britney’s hot..
The coolest news ever.
My favourite comic artist - Jim Lee.
Email and remind your future self of what you were meant to have done in the mean time. Reading other peoples is quite interesting.
I used to love Turtles. They’re back - new cartoons series and video games. My favourite was […]

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Battle Seed

Oh my Christ. As usual I always reply to those 419-scam emails from my Nigerian friends offering $30million if I give them a hand. A bit of scam-baiting always livens up my day. However I got this email today.
Foolishly I replied
“Bishop - my seed is everywhere - i have many monies to send you. Please […]

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Squish?

Two men. In a glass walled room. Getting sweaty beating balls with their bats.
Could it be magic?
Come, c’mon, c’mon, come oh-oh come into my arms
Oh, let me know the wonder of all of you, all of you
Baby, I want you now, now, oh now, oh now and hold on fast
Oh, could this be the […]

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Malikovitch

Malik’s birthday party on Friday. DJ Ipod banged out a 5 hour set without a break. (apart from when the speakers started to cut out due to excessive volume).
Far too much tequilla was had and as a result accidents did happen.
On Sunday went to the Red Bull Flugtag. Along with around
1 million other people. With […]

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The bunghole stores the poop

Not sure if people remember I asked the Examination Board around using slang in exams. I got a reply; which was cc’ed to the head of the UK QCA board and around 10 other members of the QCA. Not sure whether to laugh out loud or to laugh nervously expecting some kind of exam related […]

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Ok

I think you need a full colum of entries to keep the sides at the side. Here another one. Woo!

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