Fidel Gastro’s

Your eyes slowly open. Vague outlines of your darkened room surround you. You look at your clock, see it’s 4am, wonder why you are awake and then feel the pressure in your bladder. Ah. Wee waits for no man.
Deciding you can’t hold it, you stumble to the bathroom, reach for the light switch and […]

An unfortunate missing page in the middle of the Daily Mail means that I am confused whether it is really a magnet, if Lindsay Lohan loves hers, and whether one can get such a device installed in one’s car.
(Note this photo does not mean I am one nor do I require one.)

Did anyone eat one of these? The McRib? The thing didn’t have a bone it in. And was reaaally minging. (Oops - two links already, I don’t normally do that but oh well just remember to come back once you’ve had a cheeky click.)
I quite like sampling the local MackyD’s specialty sandwich when on holiday, […]

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A few weeks ago I was in Marrakesh eating mounds of yellow […]

Today I made a infinite loop vortex into another dimension using a webcam, a monitor and a tear in the space-time continiuum. I’ve dropped 2 can’s of Coke Zero into this wormhole so I’m expecting to hear from Han that Jabba the Hutt is enjoying this new 1 calorie carbonated beverage from the gods.
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To laugh. It’s what separates us from the animals. Except the monkeys. And dogs. And rats. Oh those rascally rats - squeaking away every Thursday watching re-runs of season 4 Friends.

“So then I said - ‘why the long face!’”
If I were a rat for a day how would I know how to laugh […]

Google apparently have several white boards in the googleplex with their MasterPlan on it - and ‘do not erase’ written in the corner - this is one of them. It reminds me of when I was at my previous job and we’d go into meeting rooms and draw nonsense graphs with axis like ‘Height […]

That is not a sentence. I know a Detective man said that he stabbed someone down the lane (a licky boom boom down) but I’m not sure what this crucial scene setting statement means at all.

Nevermind, anyway I’m making this 1980’s white rap reference for two reasons. Firstly I have had my first and probably […]

Meme. C’est que c’est? Webster’s dictionary defines it as
(1) strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties (2) : attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers.
Wait that’s love. What’s love got to do with it? Nothing - nothing at all.
A meme, accordingly to the Daily […]

Is that the correct collective noun? My current favourite is a business of ferrets. In a recursive sense it would be cool if the collective noun for businesses was a ferret.

“Ok - let’s take the Q4 projections offline.”
Therefore you could have a ferret of businesses of business ferrets who own a ferret of businesses […]