Fidel Gastro’s

Lives with the fishes.

Actually he doesn’t.
AQAman lives with a bunch of other researchers in some factory answering questions people text to 63336. Aquaman lives in the sea, breathes underwater and can communicate with all forms of sealife.
AQAman eats prawn cocktail crisps during his break. Aquaman thinks it’s murder.
Aquaman has mental control of his aquatic […]

I have just read this excellent book about punctuation. I use punctuation like a 12 gauge shotgun and apply it liberally. However this book has opened my eyes to a whole new world; I hope to apply my new found knowledge going forward. My first task is to re-punctuate the Bardhan Biopic Part II. This […]

Suits you crazy kids - look at the posts flooding in. Anyway this is a challenge to you guys so I can get a feel of how many people read this shit and also what horrific levels you’ve stooped to in your life.
The question is - What was your darkest hour? Everyone who visits must […]

After being accused of turning this site into tedious micro-updates of my tedious life and techno-gimpery of the highest order I vow to keep the gimpusness to a mininum and stop describing visits to the loo each morning.

I have just subscribed to Claranews which is a newsgroup service. With this I can enter subject oriented forums and ask questions on the topic . People also are able to post files in these forums to help people with their problems.
There are around 100,000 different forums on a huge variety of topics.
In theory you […]

Here are some outstanding links. All safe for work.
Why not to trust any images from the internet.
A true enthusiast. Unbelievable, you must watch the vid clip as well.
Videos of drifting Jap cars (and an article on the technique, 200mph radio controlled cars and a guy doing 220mph wheelie on a bike in Japan. Madness.
The […]

As ever Google can’t stop excelling itself.
The latest toolbar will increase your internet productivity by exactly 145%.
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Not only can you search from the toolbar, search the site you visiting, get the latest news, you can also store personal/credit card info to auto-complete forms AND block pop-ups.
Plus if you blog with Blogger you can post the […]

Ipod 2 is out.

Looks sleeker, slimmer and with 30GB capacity, a lot bigger. New software allows the creation of playlists on the fly (joy) and a few more games. However as reported at The Register here, the software is unavailable as an update to old Ipod’s. Boo.

Currently facing the horror of a 56k internet connection. This compared to a 1meg line is similar to a pigeon carrying each bit of data over in a little note attached to it’s feet. Or relying on lunar and solar eclipses to send 1’s and 0’s over for your jpg of Britney sunbathing.
Thus trying to […]

Papa Don’t Preach - beatch.