Fidel Gastro’s

“Weird Al”, your punny parodies of pop videos has kept me entertained over the last 15 years since ‘Smells like Nirvana’ got extended airplay back in the halycon days of MTV. And you had a track on the soundtrack for ‘Transformers The Movie’ so you are a veritable hero of mine. With the new Michael […]

Meme. C’est que c’est? Webster’s dictionary defines it as
(1) strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties (2) : attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers.
Wait that’s love. What’s love got to do with it? Nothing - nothing at all.
A meme, accordingly to the Daily […]

versus Not so Good Times with Christian Bale.
Not sure how this film would have turned out if it had starred Norman Jay MBE rolling in South Central, capping gang-bangers and sipping on 40s. On the flip side, Mr Intensity himself Christian Bale doing Norm’s set at the Big Chill festival is something I could […]

My love for youtube know no bounds. All content known to man is on youtube. Any music video you can think of, all epsiodes of Thundercats, vids of ‘Iron’ Mike Tyson knocking someone out in 18 seconds, gun shooting in marginal baltic military ranges, 1980’s TV adverts, full movies; it’s a copyright violation wonderland. All […]

Gonna party like it’s your birthday
Gonna sip Frascati like it’s yo birthday
And you know we got you fucked; it was on your birthday
You can find me in the gym thirsting for some gin
Hey swarmi I got da specs if you’re into Asian slim
I’m into working my pecs I ain’t into dat Atkins
But come give […]

Sonny Bardhan, Boney Sardine, Larry Lashbus Driver, Garry Hardon, Black Sunday, Barry Bardanovitch and so on; 1 man, 42 nicknames. As we say farewell to the Dark Star on his journey to all Latin Quarters of the world, the National Geographic Society in association with Reiss menswear proudly present an emotional tribute to the sub-continental […]

w000!!! Christian Bale has been cast as Batman. Directed by Chris Nolan (Memento, Insommnia) and written by David Goyer (Blade II) this should rock.
Let’s hope it’s more like Dead End rather than Batman & Robin.

I think I’ve just fused my brain. I was holding a very dark brown avocado and I was checking if it was ripe enough to eat. I started staring at the blackness of the skin and the almost red spots across the surface and then I went into some weird trance and I couldn’t stop […]

Print. Cut out each line. Arrange for some idea of last weekend.
SMELLING OF PETROL, SWEAT, KETCHUP
DRINKING PORT WITH CURRY
GOING TO AMERICAN DINER FOR BREAKFAST
DRINKING POTATO BASED ALCOHOL
ATTEMPTING TO EAT A SAVLOY WHOLE
DOING A ‘COLE TRICKLE’ AT GO-KARTING
DRINKING GRAPE BASED ALCOHOL
WATCHING VIDEOS OF NARCOLEPTIC GOATS
JUMPING IN FREEZING COLD SWIMMING POOL AT 2AM
STICKING WHOLE LIME IN MOUTH
DRINKING […]

The Dixon’s Sale. Has anyone ever walked into the electric retailer during their sale and said ‘Can I have a black circumsized one please?’
Good weekend this weekend. 2 hour Tennis session on Sat morning at exceptionally poor standard. Saturday evening was spent at Kenwood House at a Frank Sinatra tribute concert. Excellent even though it […]