Fidel Gastro’s

I remember watching a Louie Theroux show about a ‘charm teacher’ and how he could teach you how to seduce a wench without having to bash her on the head with a wrench. The wench wrench in fact.
Given my natural charm and a lack of wrenches, the only thing I learnt was about the use […]

Have you noticed that the London Lite has actually created new pretendjobs? Menial jobs that never existed before. The ‘Free Paper Hander-Outer’. The ‘Free Paper Clearer-Upper’.  It’s like in Japan where you can reduce unemployment by applying a Adam Smith-on-meth mentality to all jobs - subdivide endlessly. ‘I am the man that helps get 10 […]

Find an online roulette game at GamblingCity.net, and never rant again. You’ll be too busy spinning the roulette wheel and winning at roulette to get angry!

That’s what she said.
The cheap sexual innuendo. The thing of beauty, grace, depth and length. Something that you can just slip in without fear of it blowing up in your face and once you start you can’t help but raise an eyebrow and smirk at everything mildly in-your-endo-y said at work.
‘I came across this document […]

Your eyes slowly open. Vague outlines of your darkened room surround you. You look at your clock, see it’s 4am, wonder why you are awake and then feel the pressure in your bladder. Ah. Wee waits for no man.
Deciding you can’t hold it, you stumble to the bathroom, reach for the light switch and […]

An unfortunate missing page in the middle of the Daily Mail means that I am confused whether it is really a magnet, if Lindsay Lohan loves hers, and whether one can get such a device installed in one’s car.
(Note this photo does not mean I am one nor do I require one.)

Woh - a hiatus of a ‘Dave Chappelle walking away from a $50m dollar third season contract, going mental and discovering himself in Africa’-type proportion. Well at least without the $50m dollar contract and having gone to Africa. Instead I’ve fallen into the evil clutches of Facebook-addiction, trying to avoid micro-updating my status with things […]

Quick TechniCian entry as have had a pile emails about the iPhone. I bet there will be about 500,000 posts exactly the same as this and I hate being topical/geek but it’s a one-off.
I reckon v.cool but possible horribly expensive.
What’s innovative:
Multi-press touchscreen
OSesque + widgets
Anti face-smear sensor
What’s cool
Ace screen and horizontal/vertical tilt detection.
iTunes + CoverFlow interface.
SMS […]

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A few weeks ago I was in Marrakesh eating mounds of yellow […]

*I’ve realized that Acute Spine Implosion seems like the sister disease of the life-threatening fictitious condition Acidic Throat Melting. Yes the very same ailment which I quizzed Coca Cola Inc. on it’s likelihood after mixing it’s Vanilla and Lemon diet products. Biomedical evidence, email transcripts and hasty PR statements here.
First personal post in a […]