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Nude Erection

Published by nospam.cian November 11th, 2008 in Uncategorized. 1 Comment

I remember watching a Louie Theroux show about a ‘charm teacher’ and how he could teach you how to seduce a wench without having to bash her on the head with a wrench. The wench wrench in fact.
Given my natural charm and a lack of wrenches, the only thing I learnt was about the […]

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Little Miss Sunshine (2006) 8/10
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cute, quirky indie film. Similar in tone to Me and You and Everyone We Know but with Steve Carrell on good form. Ending is ace.
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This Is England (2006) 9/10
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Skinheads, ska, stompings and Shane Meadows. Quality stuff from the director of Dead Man's Shoes
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300 (2006) 8/10
2007-05-18 21:31

AMAZING. That is all.
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Spider-Man 3 (2007) 6/10
2007-05-18 21:30

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Laberinto del Fauno, El (2006) 10/10
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The Prestige (2006) 9/10
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Jesus Camp (2006) 8/10
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Blood Diamond (2006) 6/10
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