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Peripheral Vision

Published by nospam.cian April 25th, 2007 in Gimping and LOLOLO. 0 Comments

Your eyes slowly open. Vague outlines of your darkened room surround you. You look at your clock, see it’s 4am, wonder why you are awake and then feel the pressure in your bladder. Ah. Wee waits for no man.
Deciding you can’t hold it, you stumble to the bathroom, reach for the light switch and […]

So I can pay extras and you can install?

Published by nospam.cian April 14th, 2007 in LOLOLO. 1 Comment

An unfortunate missing page in the middle of the Daily Mail means that I am confused whether it is really a magnet, if Lindsay Lohan loves hers, and whether one can get such a device installed in one’s car.
(Note this photo does not mean I am one nor do I require one.)

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Little Miss Sunshine (2006) 8/10
2007-05-18 21:33

cute, quirky indie film. Similar in tone to Me and You and Everyone We Know but with Steve Carrell on good form. Ending is ace.
0.3
This Is England (2006) 9/10
2007-05-18 21:32

Skinheads, ska, stompings and Shane Meadows. Quality stuff from the director of Dead Man's Shoes
0.3
300 (2006) 8/10
2007-05-18 21:31

AMAZING. That is all.
0.3
Spider-Man 3 (2007) 6/10
2007-05-18 21:30

Horribly disappointing. Wasted Sand-man in place of Venom;Raimi shouldn't have been forced to include the black suited jawed one.
0.3
Laberinto del Fauno, El (2006) 10/10
2007-01-30 23:40

Pan's Labyrinth. Darkly and violently magical. Del Toro's masterpiece and my fav. film for a long time with it's sadistic fascist surroundings and baby-eating monsters make for riveting viewing.
0.3
The Prestige (2006) 9/10
2007-01-25 22:41

Gripping MagiCian tale of two warring Victorian tricksters. Batman versus Wolverine - ultimate head to head. And Scarlett looks ace in this. Awesome.
0.3
Jesus Camp (2006) 8/10
2007-01-22 17:45

Mindblowing and terrifying doc about Bible Camps for kids in the US. 25% of US citizens are Evangelical Christians, 75% of the children are home-schooled (i.e. science is wrong blah blah) and the narrow-minded, brainwashing shit that goes on puts Al-Queda to shame. Watch trailer
0.3
Blood Diamond (2006) 6/10
2007-01-22 17:44

I think this film was purely made to show to Rappers to try and get them to stop buying diamond encrusted spinners for their Rolls Royce Phantom.
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