Fidel Gastro’s

*I’ve realized that Acute Spine Implosion seems like the sister disease of the life-threatening fictitious condition Acidic Throat Melting. Yes the very same ailment which I quizzed Coca Cola Inc. on it’s likelihood after mixing it’s Vanilla and Lemon diet products. Biomedical evidence, email transcripts and hasty PR statements here.
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Skynet, Transformers, Yo Sushi. All examples when we hand over control to the machines we end up in the shit. Giant transforming conveyor belt sushi robots from the future is what we are going to have to contend with and I say enough. Enough with all the robots and enough with overpriced crappy fatty tuna […]

Today I made a infinite loop vortex into another dimension using a webcam, a monitor and a tear in the space-time continiuum. I’ve dropped 2 can’s of Coke Zero into this wormhole so I’m expecting to hear from Han that Jabba the Hutt is enjoying this new 1 calorie carbonated beverage from the gods.
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To laugh. It’s what separates us from the animals. Except the monkeys. And dogs. And rats. Oh those rascally rats - squeaking away every Thursday watching re-runs of season 4 Friends.

“So then I said - ‘why the long face!’”
If I were a rat for a day how would I know how to laugh […]

Google apparently have several white boards in the googleplex with their MasterPlan on it - and ‘do not erase’ written in the corner - this is one of them. It reminds me of when I was at my previous job and we’d go into meeting rooms and draw nonsense graphs with axis like ‘Height […]

And I wasn’t the only slave to my nesting instinct. The people I know who used to sit in the bathroom with pornography, now they sit in the bathroom with their IKEA furniture catalogue.
~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

I hate Ikea. I really do.
I do feel bad having another rant without a compenstating rave or rhyme and […]

That is not a sentence. I know a Detective man said that he stabbed someone down the lane (a licky boom boom down) but I’m not sure what this crucial scene setting statement means at all.

Nevermind, anyway I’m making this 1980’s white rap reference for two reasons. Firstly I have had my first and probably […]