Fidel Gastro’s

Actually I’ve got 101 feedback and 1 is negative, but overall I’ve got a big fat round 100 score. I had thought about this post yesterday when I was on 99 and the headline worked then. Apart from the negative. And I never wanted that stupid Amiga monitor.
Anyway today, nearly 6 years and 4 months […]

Lives with the fishes.

Actually he doesn’t.
AQAman lives with a bunch of other researchers in some factory answering questions people text to 63336. Aquaman lives in the sea, breathes underwater and can communicate with all forms of sealife.
AQAman eats prawn cocktail crisps during his break. Aquaman thinks it’s murder.
Aquaman has mental control of his aquatic […]

Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, […]

Saw Miami Vice a few days ago and had enough time to deliberate, cogitate, ovulate and 808 State over the proceedings.

It could be an Ipod advert
So Michael Mann of Man Hunter, Heat, The Insider and Ali fame returns to the series he produced back in ‘84 but this time with Colin ‘Grim Sex Tape’ Farrell […]

Went and saw Fuerzabruta last night at the Roundhouse theatre in Camden. What is it? It’s Spanish for Brute Force but in terms of the performance - I’m still not sure. It’s a combination of a rave, a levitating paddling pool, a giant treadmill, a sail with people attached to it - made of tin-foil […]

My love for youtube know no bounds. All content known to man is on youtube. Any music video you can think of, all epsiodes of Thundercats, vids of ‘Iron’ Mike Tyson knocking someone out in 18 seconds, gun shooting in marginal baltic military ranges, 1980’s TV adverts, full movies; it’s a copyright violation wonderland. All […]

Oh Lindsay - you’re either fat, thin, big boobs, no boobs, bikini-boxer, war protester, bulimia practitioner, heat stroker, party animal, parent trapper, Mean girl, Herbie driver, Paris hater, Leto lover, and now side boober. Peter Griffin must be regretting the day his cable channel, P-TV went off air.

check out Lindsays Lohan’s sboob and […]

(Voice over guy)
“In a world gone mad, one man has the courage to prove himself against a system hell bent on destruction.
*Words flash onto the screen*
Laurence Tureaud.
Mr T.
Actor
Wrestler
Boxer
Skilled Mechanic
Poet
*Image flashes on screen of Mr T*

“He fought cancer, Hulk Hogan, Rocky, and a fear of flying. But next summer see the man without recognition for […]

Superman Returns. mmh.
Saw this last Thursday at the Imax. The imax experience is good but the 3d suffers in fast action sequences. I was hoping for Jaws 3d old-skool red/blue glasses so Kate Bosworth’s eyes looked the same colour but no, it’s polarised eyewear these days so she’s still looks slightly cock-eyed but strangely hot.
My […]

Wow.
2 years out of the gimp-o-sphere. My initial play with blogging when I moved to London was put on hiatus due to a combination of
Apathy
Alcohol
and
A xbox.
What’s happened to me in the last 2 years? Apart from winning Best Dressed Male 2006 I’ve

Got a new job
Moved house
G(P)imped my house.
Need to move house
Slept in a car park […]