Suits you crazy kids - look at the posts flooding in. Anyway this is a challenge to you guys so I can get a feel of how many people read this shit and also what horrific levels you’ve stooped to in your life.
The question is - What was your darkest hour? Everyone who visits must write in the comments (anonymously if they wish) a short tale of their darkest moment in their life (must be funny and not tragic e.g. contemplating a 12 gauge in the mouth) eg waking up in bed with a man dressed as a goat and covered in lube etc.
I’ll start with a tame one which was one summer when I was temping; I was at home and had to explain to a co-worker over the phone what my computer password was so she could get some files to work on.
Unfortunately/unsurprisingly it was ‘buttslammers’ but with a 4 instead of an A.
You try and spell it and hope they don’t twig but then they say it out loud and it’s game over. She went quiet on the phone and didn’t really talk to me much afterwards.
Mmh - actually maybe I could use the time I woke up in a field in Grantchester covered in cow shit? Mmm maybe next time.
Your turn guys.
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