Archive for December, 2003
I have just read this excellent book about punctuation. I use punctuation like a 12 gauge shotgun and apply it liberally. However this book has opened my eyes to a whole new world; I hope to apply my new found knowledge going forward. My first task is to re-punctuate the Bardhan Biopic Part II. This […]
Gonna party like it’s your birthday
Gonna sip Frascati like it’s yo birthday
And you know we got you fucked; it was on your birthday
You can find me in the gym thirsting for some gin
Hey swarmi I got da specs if you’re into Asian slim
I’m into working my pecs I ain’t into dat Atkins
But come give […]
Suits you crazy kids - look at the posts flooding in. Anyway this is a challenge to you guys so I can get a feel of how many people read this shit and also what horrific levels you’ve stooped to in your life.
The question is - What was your darkest hour? Everyone who visits must […]
I’m a big fan of disabled toilets generally. More room to manoveur, a little rail to help you get to your feet after a particularly hard battle and your own little wash basin at knee height. Lovely. All this and a full length mirror to check yo’self before you wreck yo’self and make sure […]
Today I decided that the number 19 Routemaster bus from Highbury Corner to Victoria has an air very similar to Studio 54, the legendary 70’s New York club on W. 54th St. Though I have never seen Liza Minelli on the top deck with a bus pass, the ethos of the Routemaster is very much […]
Sonny Bardhan, Boney Sardine, Larry Lashbus Driver, Garry Hardon, Black Sunday, Barry Bardanovitch and so on; 1 man, 42 nicknames. As we say farewell to the Dark Star on his journey to all Latin Quarters of the world, the National Geographic Society in association with Reiss menswear proudly present an emotional tribute to the sub-continental […]
Dear Blog.
i am sorry I have neglected you. i’m sorry i would come home from work, start drinking Stella and beat the crap out of you with a belt when you talked back. forgive me.
anyway - some entries this week will include.
1. The 1 week drinking project diary.
2. Nottingham Part 2. ‘Lash night a DJ […]
