Saw Kill Bill last night.
Fuck Tarantino - this was a film for him and his mates - they sitting in LA laughing and smoking $50 notes given he’s bust his nuts on the screen referencing a bunch of ‘cult’ kung-fu films which you have to be ‘cool’ to be in the know about - and I paid 10 quid to see it.
Fuck you, you big foreheaded, sweaty fucker.
Soundtrack was weak,action good, gore mediocre. No ‘If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n-gger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.‘ quotes. Uma is looking old, she has a funny big toe but she grooved with a katana. 50 Cent’s girlfriend appeared, who moved like her ass was on fire.
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And WHY WHY WHY must every film I see with a girl in a coma in it, must a guy have sex with her whilst she’s in a coma? WHY?!?!
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If you really did a true homage to popular Japanese films it would have 10 salary-men, a giant tentacle rape monster, a schoolgirl with Hello Kitty doCoMo phone and a panty vending machine in it. Seppuku bukkake a-go-go
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