Archive for October, 2003
UPDATE — sign the petition
The famous Cambridge kebab shop Gardies is to close in December.
I urge everyone to take a stand and smear yourself with hummus and chili sauce and go to work. The level of disruption to the working day due to the stink of chick peas and kebab meat will cause major businesses […]
Stood behind Jude Law in Thresher’s on Liverpool Road as he bought 180 quids worth of Stella and 1 bottle of Cristal (probably just to pour on the floor).
The rich sure know how to get minging hangovers in style.
Saturday was an orgy of lash. Since most of you who read this will have been there […]
Saw Obie Trice in concert last night at La Scala. Actually pretty good - he turned up on time(ish) and banged out alot of tracks from his new album. I was half expecting Fitty Cent and Eminem to turn up but no joy. At the end he organised a bootie-shaking contest to win a tour […]
move mofo. I can do all that.
Saw Kill Bill last night.
Fuck Tarantino - this was a film for him and his mates - they sitting in LA laughing and smoking $50 notes given he’s bust his nuts on the screen referencing a bunch of ‘cult’ kung-fu films which you have to be ‘cool’ to […]
Who has been asked ‘what’s your pornstar name?’; where you take your pet’s name and mother’s maiden name and stick them together. “ha ha - mine is Bruno Cox - that’s really funny”.
Cheers I now have the answers for your security questions on your email/ebank account.
If you search the internet for that - you […]
Send the kid’s to bed; daddy’s coming home loaded.
too much lash. Restart of site to come soon.
On the way back from Cambridge this weekend (following a week of hard lash and work floor), I spotted a dentist practice in small town of Royston. However a branch was obscuring the sign and what was meant to […]
