Fidel Gastro’s

The Dixon’s Sale. Has anyone ever walked into the electric retailer during their sale and said ‘Can I have a black circumsized one please?’

Good weekend this weekend. 2 hour Tennis session on Sat morning at exceptionally poor standard. Saturday evening was spent at Kenwood House at a Frank Sinatra tribute concert. Excellent even though it rained for 20 minutes and looked like it could be a wash out. Plenty of beers fell into my mouth and ended up possessed by evil spirits; felt rough on Sunday. Sunday we went to the Islington Farmer’s market which is amazing - biggest tomatoes I’ve ever seen and lots of odd shaped root vegetables. Sunday afternoon we went to the Saatchi Exhibition - all the classics, the shark, the sheep, Emin’s bed and a room full of crude oil. This produces a perfect reflection of the entire room and you can walk out into the middle of it through a gang way. It smelt like the Sultan of Brunei’s bedroom. Went home, watched Big Bro and then wanted to watch Enter of the Dragon but it got veto’ed. Boo.

On a seperate note I would recommend people to www.gohomeproductions.co.uk for excellent bootlegs. UPDATE - this is my current fav.

UPDATE
PS. Nottingham beckons this weekend. I think re-entry on Friday, wakeboarding on Sat, abomination Sat night and then hungover tennis on Sunday.
Arriving in Notts at 8ish. Bit of beer. Saturday I think there are plans for food and to Snug. Lash ahoy.

Don’t think. Feeel.