Fidel Gastro’s

Went to Timmy Taylor’s b-day last weekend at Carwash. Theme was Miami Beach Party - 80’s style. I sourced a pair of tight white trousers, a pink shirt and duly looked like a washed out Tubbs from Miami Vice. I had wanted to turn up true GTA: Vice City style; roll into the club with a MAC-10 and spray 100 rounds in the crowd but I had left my ammo belt at home.

Despite lacking any firepower I’m sure I looked good, however the tightness of the trousers did result in my balls clearly being visable.
On the night copious amounts of vodka laced Pimms, amphetimine laced Thai Whiskey and tight laced pants resulted in no memory of getting to the club and waking up on top of a shed covered in pizza and my balls aching.
Photos to follow.

I eat Cheerios every morning. They are o’so good. Then I found out that a whole box of Cheerios strung together would almost go round the block.

That would from this excellent site which looks at how much stuff, stuff contains.