The truth is you never left me
Published by cian June 6th, 2003 in News. Tags: cian, observation, reality tv, tv.I am still watching Big Brother. I watched Jon sleep this morning at 4am.
Can I ask what the hell is wrong with the girls? It�s been a veritable teardrome in the house since day 1. Are girls normally like this?
Ray rubs his head - Tania cries. Federico blinks quickly - fricking Tania cries. Gos puts his shoes on - Sissy cries, then Nush cries and Steph hugs them. I cry.
Damn, what would happen if I went up to Nush, twisted her nipples, rubbed onions in her eyes, made her watch Irreversible and then told her that her puppy was maimed in a freak accident which left Justin Timberlake and fifteen orphans dead? Maybe I�d break her; she�d look at me blankly and then explode.
Tania cries.
Anyway I say sod these namby-pamby tasks, tieing knots and pedaling an exercise-bike nonsense.
My TV show idea would be called �Allergic Reaction�. 12 contestants, each with a different fatal allergy living for a week in a house together. In this house are all the possible agents to cause an anaphylactic shock to any of the contestants. i.e. Lots of peanuts, penicillin and a big bag of adrenelin shots to keep things legal. Last man standing takes home a mil. Wasp pie anyone?




















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