Archive for June, 2003
Holiday
Went to Majorca. 2 of us in 8 bed villa. Felt like Marcellus Wallace in that scene in Pulp Fiction. No, not that scene.
Drank 30p San Miguels, swam in private pool with a dead mouse, ate Paella with rabbit and snails (terrible company), and fired a 12 gauge shotgun at the horse tethered outside […]
last junk post.
I think you need a full colum of entries to keep the sides at the side. Here another one. Woo!
20 days. No entries due to technical issues = my incompetence/laziness/GTA3 Vice City.
Full post later - still testing the site.
I am still watching Big Brother. I watched Jon sleep this morning at 4am.
Can I ask what the hell is wrong with the girls? It�s been a veritable teardrome in the house since day 1. Are girls normally like this?
Ray rubs his head - Tania cries. Federico blinks quickly - fricking Tania cries. Gos puts […]
Mmh. Not sure about the new gang this time round. They all look like animals.
Justine is a wascaly wabbit.
Federico is a smooth yet slimey gecko
Steph is a little mouse
Nush is a gerbil
Gos is a Silverback Gorilla (Male)
Jon is a trapped and shaved David Baddiel. Same voice. Less funny. More tedious.
Jon
An adult Baddiel. (recently shorn […]
Again more than a week has passed and no entries. Here’s a quicky. Saw Matrix Reloaded. Mmm.
Morpheus: “Ne-o. Cause is the effect of the choice, but what is the effect of cause?”
Neo: “Who are you? Weren’t you called Larry and appeared in Pee-Wee’s Playhouse?”
Morpheus: “Listen to me Ne-o. Are YOU not Bill from the Bogus […]
