Archive for May, 2003
Isle of Man
Isle of Muck (Outer Hebrides)
Isle of Lesbos
Isle of Dude Trying to Hump My Leg
I am a member of a gym. I have nothing against the naked form. I like working out. Yet why must my visits to the changing room before and afterwards be punctuated by nude men with their wangs out?
I was in the gym this week getting changed and turned to find a liver-spotted old man […]
Apologies for a short entry. Proper one tommorow. Just had to post the following link
Somethingawful.com take film titles, anagramise them and then make the movie posters. Hilarious
and the Killar Fwap for 3G is out.
This weekend I was initiated into an elite sect know only as MACantab.Following a link on www.fakedegreesforfreemasons.com I discovered that I could join this Masonic-like group with the merely ability to prove that I have successfully avoided death/not lost my hands in the last 3 years. In return for this I would be ordained into […]
Saw X-men 2. It was the mack. Story was a little convoluted but I think Jean Grey was the best. Apart, of course, from Wolvie doing his Olaf from Moskow ‘Berserker’ impression. Needed Colossus in full metal mode a bit more but I reckon we’ll see more of him and maybe (Arch)angel in the next […]
I sent the following email to Coca Cola
—–Original Message—–
From: Cian Weeresinghe [mailto:cian@cianw.co.uk]
To: ‘webmaster@coca-cola.co.uk’
Subject: Important coke Question
Dear Dr Coke,
Am I able to mix Vanilla Diet Coke and Lemon Diet coke together safely? I’ve heard it may cause acidic melting of the throat.
We have tried it and here are the results.
Yours
Cian Weeresinghe
Not hearing anything I decided to […]
