Cian Rants, Raves and Rhymes
Eating
The national dish is not the herring but in fact the curiously tasty ‘Dick in a Bun’.
Drinking
Aquavit. Tastes like alchoholic gripe water.
Nightlife
Rubbish. All danish women are short, dumpy and extremely ugly.
Language.
Danish is actually english spoken backwards and german written backwards.
Culture.
Lurpak, bacon, salt, herrings, salt, salty haribo’s, museum of erotica, dicks in buns, 4 quid pints, ugly women. Salt.
cute, quirky indie film. Similar in tone to Me and You and Everyone We Know but with Steve Carrell on good form. Ending is ace.
0.3
Skinheads, ska, stompings and Shane Meadows. Quality stuff from the director of Dead Man's Shoes
0.3
Horribly disappointing. Wasted Sand-man in place of Venom;Raimi shouldn't have been forced to include the black suited jawed one.
0.3Laberinto del Fauno, El (2006)
2007-01-30 23:40
Pan's Labyrinth. Darkly and violently magical. Del Toro's masterpiece and my fav. film for a long time with it's sadistic fascist surroundings and baby-eating monsters make for riveting viewing.
0.3
Gripping MagiCian tale of two warring Victorian tricksters. Batman versus Wolverine - ultimate head to head. And Scarlett looks ace in this. Awesome.
0.3
Mindblowing and terrifying doc about Bible Camps for kids in the US. 25% of US citizens are Evangelical Christians, 75% of the children are home-schooled (i.e. science is wrong blah blah) and the narrow-minded, brainwashing shit that goes on puts Al-Queda to shame. Watch trailer
0.3
I think this film was purely made to show to Rappers to try and get them to stop buying diamond encrusted spinners for their Rolls Royce Phantom.
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