Remember you can’t win if you don’t try. See you next time.
Published by cian April 2nd, 2003 in Gimping. Tags: cian, observation, superhero.Remember He-Man? Remember the Jerry Springer-esque morals at the end of each episode?
Here’s a list of them all. All of them classics.
Imagine if He-man did deal with real Jerry Spinger-esque dilemmas? Would we have seen scenes such as this at the end of each episode?
Teela: Hey kids in today’s story we learnt that sometimes things aren’t how they really seem.
He-man: That’s for sure.
Teela: In Eternia everyone is very trusting of their good friends and of their special friends. He-man has learn a lesson that when someones says “I’m not ready”, what they sometimes really mean - “I’m actually a man”.
He-man: And when some people say “I’m into alternative pursuits’ they actually mean “I’ve just given Battle Cat a BJ”
Teela: Screw you, at least I don’t abuse steroids. You used to weigh about 8 stone, and don’t give me that protein powder shiat.
He-man: Don’t school me, you ho
Orko: Anyway kids just remember that playing with matches is just as dangerous. See you next time.
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