Fidel Gastro’s

50% sucess rate today. Two spoof emails, one was returned immediately back to me, then second resulted in a panicked phone call to the spouse. The fact that I was sitting opposite pissing myself gave me away.

A selection of good pranks are in the extended…

Shave bomb

1. Get a cheap can of shaving cream
2. put it in your freezer for about 2 days
3. put a hole in the can (hammer and nail)
4. cut the can in half you should have two white chunks
5. place any where and the will expand when they warm up but be warned the two combined will fill a trash dumpster easily.

Finger fricking good

During lunch, take a little Vaseline on your finger and write obscene messages about the boss on their car. As they drive home, the road dust and grime will cause the messages to appear by the next day.

Stink Ass

If they have an office chair with fabric upholstery, get some powdered milk and sprinkle it liberally on the seat. The powder will stick to the ass of their pants each time they sit down. It will mix with ass sweat and moisture given off by the body, and eventually start to go sour. It sometimes takes a few days to kick in but once it kicks in they’ll stink worse than a frenchman.

Minty Oreos

1. Buy a box (bag) of Oreos
2. Buy some white toothpaste
3. Take 1/2 of the Oreos, scrape out the filling, replace with toothpaste.
4. Mix good and bad Oreos together in a nice serving bowl.
5. Serve.

Sax Offender

1. Print out one of these.
http://www.acic.org/registration/SO%20Registration%20Form%20072502.pdf
2. Fill it out partially, and drop it in the hall. For added effect, steal something important from the guy’s desk, causing him to search frantically. Everyone will think he’s looking for the form.

Looter

1. Get address of victim, and phone number
2. Put a classfied ad out for their car, their house, and another item.
3. Make prices cheap enough everyone and their daughter calls… but not too cheap so its believeble.
4. Put notes like “please call early mornings” or “drop by anytime to see the place, no appointment neccesary.”