Archive for April, 2003
After posing the question,”can you call your kid a swearword?”, I went to search pastures new. Being prompted by legal beagle David Marrick I went on a mission to see if you can swear in your exam paper.
The QCA, AQA, EdExcel and OCR exam boards along with the BBC Education Homepage were sent the following […]
Ipod 2 is out.
Looks sleeker, slimmer and with 30GB capacity, a lot bigger. New software allows the creation of playlists on the fly (joy) and a few more games. However as reported at The Register here, the software is unavailable as an update to old Ipod’s. Boo.
Don’t forget it’s today on google.
(courtesy of the fark boys)
Oh my god the X is gone.
Published by cian April 29th, 2003 in RULES OF COMING ATTRACTIONS. 0 CommentsMay I remind everyone that X-Men 2 is out on Thursday. Reviews are coming in and it’s looking excellent. I went to the London Premiere and not only did I see Jordan and Blazing Squad but also all the stars from the film close up. Famke Jansen and Rebecca Romaine-Stamos were looking extremely hot. David […]
Currently facing the horror of a 56k internet connection. This compared to a 1meg line is similar to a pigeon carrying each bit of data over in a little note attached to it’s feet. Or relying on lunar and solar eclipses to send 1’s and 0’s over for your jpg of Britney sunbathing.
Thus trying to […]
Papa Don’t Preach - beatch.
Eating
The national dish is not the herring but in fact the curiously tasty ‘Dick in a Bun’.
Drinking
Aquavit. Tastes like alchoholic gripe water.
Nightlife
Rubbish. All danish women are short, dumpy and extremely ugly.
Language.
Danish is actually english spoken backwards and german written backwards.
Culture.
Lurpak, bacon, salt, herrings, salt, salty haribo’s, museum of erotica, dicks in buns, 4 quid pints, […]
didn’t sell. Shame on all of you.
Most of us have played Jenga. Some of the taller of us play Giant Jenga just to get a better perspective of this wood block game. With giant Connect 4 and giant Chess available there is a small trend of gigantifying board games. But what’s next on the list? Our Board Game Reporter Matt Tel […]
Green Giant.
Our intrepid political correspondant Mr Felix Myjizz has just returned from a investigative tour of Central Asia. He reports back on the state of the area’s women, wine and women.
Central Asian Ho Scorecard:
Kyrgyzstan - 5/10. Didn’t see many.
Uzbekistan - 2/10. Saw too many, and all dog-ugly.
Turkmenistan - 10/10. Oh my god. The fittest line […]
