Guy starts with $800 on the stock market and after 2 weeks has a portfolio worth 350 million bucks. SEC arrests him and askes him if he has been insider dealing.
He turn and replies ‘But sir, I am from the year 2256′ and then offers the location of Bin Laden and the cure for AIDS as a plea bargain. I’m waiting for him to turn around before he gets back in his timecraft and go ‘And you know that Skynet thing? Well guys, it comes true…’
On a similar temporal note this site discusses the validity of the time travelling within certain Hollywood movies including Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
[Bill S. Preston and Ted Logan meet themselves]
Ted Logan: OK wait. If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?
Bill S. Preston, Ted Logan: 69 dudes!
Bill S. Preston, Ted Logan: Whoa!
[Quadruple air guitar solo]
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