Hurracarana
Published by cian March 28th, 2003 in G Funk. Tags: cian, gay, naked men in, observation.I used to like WWF. Before it became a pseudo porno/wife beating/X-treme homo thong-fest.
Before you mock me and say ‘ooh but it’s always been a staged thong-fest’ may I reminder you about the heroics of Hulk Hogan back in Wrestlemania I against Mr T. Yes the Mr. T. After this came the golden age of Andre the Giant (RIP),Mr Perfect (RIP), British Bulldog (RIP), Ultimate Warrior (RIP), Macho Man and the Hulkster himself.
Yet whilst some things can be pretty gay (eg Holmes Place freeweight section, Tap Dancing or Sleeveless vests) the standard comparision is ‘but is it as homoerotic as WWF?’. Sadly these days, it never is. Even nude Greco-Roman wrestling is veritably straight compared to ‘King of the Ring’.
(On a side note has anyone played WWE Smackdown? Given there are now women wrestlers as well as men, and that you can create your own wrestler and dress them up, it’s starting to look like the beginnings of a Sim-Porno game. Maybe they can use the Smackdown engine and actually make a 4 player ploughing simulator? Up/Down and A+B makes you do the Reverse Cowgirl?)
































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