Why are there so many losers in the world? Any why are the ones who go far in the world those who talk loudly and irritate you?
Within the world of gimps there seem to be several sub groups
a) Sweaty, quiet but clever
b) Sweaty, quiet, stupid yet nerdy
c) Sweaty, loud and stupid
d) Sweaty, loud, stupid, nerdy, ugly, overly political, clinically unfunny, wierd limp, lazy eye’d, convinced that every thing is a CIA cover-up, ‘crazy mad for it’, wanker.
They all scare me but those in the last group really make me fricking mad.
What’s even stranger is that all groups have similar groups of equally wierd friends. How do they ever meet? Is it some kind of random walk where one wanders into a Games Workshop and accidently starts discussing Orc footwear with a similarly minded RPG’er. They then are friends for life and the two of them wander the earth gathering nerds on their random brownian walk. Eventually they reach critical mass where the weight of skin flakes and cottage cheese finally collapses in on them. And then they die knowing that most of their time was spent configuring Linux machines and nitpicking the Elven punctuation in Lord of the Rings.
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