Archive for March, 2003
Guy starts with $800 on the stock market and after 2 weeks has a portfolio worth 350 million bucks. SEC arrests him and askes him if he has been insider dealing.
He turn and replies ‘But sir, I am from the year 2256′ and then offers the location of Bin Laden and the cure for AIDS […]
Had my leaving do on Friday which was very nice. Started drinking �1.10 pints and ended up stumbling home from a club at 3am.
Midway in this journey we stopped at the Laguna curry house. Excellent food but for some reason I got a birthday cake and ‘Happy Birthday’ sung for me.
Saw ‘Hable con Elle’ last […]
I used to like WWF. Before it became a pseudo porno/wife beating/X-treme homo thong-fest.
Before you mock me and say ‘ooh but it’s always been a staged thong-fest’ may I reminder you about the heroics of Hulk Hogan back in Wrestlemania I against Mr T. Yes the Mr. T. After this came the golden age of […]
While house hunting this weekend I came across the funniest shop in the world. All I can ask is ‘on what?’. On rye?
Meanwhile this has to be a jackass-esque challenge.
I think I have found my house in London. It’s in Barnsbury and is worryingly close to Malik. (and Alan/Elly which I’m less concerned about). See […]
On the war theme, we’ve had suggested a Fantasy War League. Each person gets a certain amount of US$ to spend on the BBC War Factfile page.
For each of your planes/bombs/ships/weapons which gets a kill you get 5 points. You lose 5 points if any planes/ships are destroyed or your bombs/weapons kill civilians.
Once surrender has […]
Mr Wyllie has found out that on most people called Cian are in fact losers.
Including this chap here.
Click here for more losers found using Google Image Search.
Let’s go and kick Saddam’s ass y’all.
My main problem with the war is that the big MOAB bomb hasn’t got a cooler name. It really should be called the BabyKiller or X7: WifeMaimer.
My second problem is that I’m getting too excited about what mad mad weapon Saddam has up his sleeves. He’s acting like […]
Jeez. Has the world gone mad? There seems to be a reoccurant blurring between reality and 80’s action heros. Firstly Crockett is busted for money laundering and now Steven Seagal has actually put two members of the notorious Gambino family behind bars.
In the current climate I’m half expecting next to hear that Arnie has single […]
According to the Kebab link below there is no such thing as a Chicken Doner. It is in fact a Chicken Shawarma.
A quick poll of the local deviants came up with these alternatives:
A friend at school who used to give his chickens away to local charities.
Chicken Doner
That famous footballing chicken
Chickedona
That Crime fighting duo
Chick ‘n’ […]
After discovering that Don Johnson was found at the Swiss/German border with 5 billion dollars a couple of days ago, I expected there would be some explaining to do. Fingers immediately pointed to money laundering.
Did some drug lord think that no-one would suspect a TV star, who used to bust drug lords on screen for […]
